Health, Poopoo peepee and Food: Gutted

Gutted

By G…… - 28/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try a new "exotic" restaurant that just recently opened. I paid almost a hundred bucks for a bowl of oily meat sludge and a bunch of mushy vegetables, then got to shit my brains out all night. Exotic my ass. FML

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Wednesday 28 February 2024 17:37

I'm thinking you'll start checking reviews and health ratings before next meal out.

Mato Fox 12

Wednesday 28 February 2024 16:21

I am very sorry about this, hope you will get better.

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Mato Fox 12

Wednesday 28 February 2024 16:21

I am very sorry about this, hope you will get better.

JackWood 20

Wednesday 28 February 2024 17:37

I'm thinking you'll start checking reviews and health ratings before next meal out.

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