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By grant b - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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Thursday 9 June 2011 12:05

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

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shadowolf1120 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:54

shouldve said yes!!! if u get the same gun twice, take the ammo, keep one of them and sell the second one!!

bandit1107 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:00

I would like to get paid in guns

brocept 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:31

id say hell ya

ryanek9freak 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:40

You're retarded. I would LOVE to get paid in guns. why would that be a bad thing?

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:04

Where can I apply?

KTMnutJOB 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:04

how is this an fml

rockrockbill 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:04

I like your boss.

danielb80 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:05

that is ridiculously fake. are you kidding me? that would NEVER happen

MRukkus 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:07

that's awesome you deserve it!!!

Kos195 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:15

eRepublik wins!

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