Intimacy: Good one, thanks - FML

Good one, thanks

By Madeline Lee - 09/04/2012 21:34 - France - Pessac

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Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying, "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:49

They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.

AlexRen 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:48

Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.

Comments

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:19

I don't think she's supposed to eat it.... Right? ;o

sleet7 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:20

Grab that thing and get busy!

blackheart24 10

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:40

Sounds like a bad episode of Veggie Tales ****.

ClaremoreZebra 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:09

Haha, run from the nun! Sounds like a drinking game.

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:11

you have one kinky mom...my mom doesnt even know what a ***** is

BrysGirl27 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:18

Hahahahah just not at the table

Complaining 13

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:30

You shouldn't be that sensitive.

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 7:37

I think this is hilarious actually.

pookylousmom 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 8:05

Lmao! I woulda died of embarrassment if that happened to me.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 8:12

Moan really loud be like le ohhhhh!

RamenForTheWin 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:03

Add some wall bumping and spring squeaking for extra effect!

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