Intimacy, Sex and Gamers: Good enough

Good enough

By Loves me not. - 23/01/2022 05:01

Today, I realized that there are only two things that make me stay with my current girlfriend: the sex and her Nintendo Switch. FML

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By DSK - 09/01/2023 15:00

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bidet 9

Monday 24 January 2022 2:30

You mean her snatch and her switch

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 January 2022 17:10

So you like her gaming console and her Xbox. What else do you need?

bidet 9

Monday 24 January 2022 2:30

You mean her snatch and her switch

Brightside86 30

Monday 24 January 2022 22:52

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