Sex, Annoying, Neighbours and Party: Get off my lawn!

Get off my lawn!

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 14:00

Today, I found out that when my neighbors throw a party, it includes guests having sex in my garage, and relieving themselves on my lawn. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 15:31

What? They didn't invite you?

Brightside86 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 21:52

I wonder what that conversation with the guest sounds like...fine if you're that horny my neighbor has a garage...

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 15:31

What? They didn't invite you?

Brightside86 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 21:52

I wonder what that conversation with the guest sounds like...fine if you're that horny my neighbor has a garage...

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