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Get me the manager

By Diachronic - 12/09/2014 08:05 - United States - Lewiston

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

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baseballbv 17

Friday 12 September 2014 17:25

It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.

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Friday 12 September 2014 17:27

People like that are why we can't have nice things.

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