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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 31/08/2025 14:00 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I am smarter, cooler, better and more mature than everyone else by a huge margin. Anyone who refuses to accept this objective fact is a moron. FML

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stickyface 16

Monday 1 September 2025 0:30

Really, moderators, you approved this waste of bytes? Really?

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 September 2025 1:11

At least you're humble. 🙄🤦‍♀️

Comments

poopface82 23

Sunday 31 August 2025 22:19

And this is an FML how?

AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Monday 1 September 2025 9:16

It's an FML for us because we had to read this crap.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 31 August 2025 23:42

I haven't met you in person, but I assume I'm a moron... FYL

stickyface 16

Monday 1 September 2025 0:30

Really, moderators, you approved this waste of bytes? Really?

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 September 2025 1:11

At least you're humble. 🙄🤦‍♀️

d j mom 9

Monday 1 September 2025 12:15

so you also drive a corvette? because it sounds like you have little p***s syndrome. hahahahaha

009bouris 5

Monday 1 September 2025 15:28

honestly this just seems like a boiled down version of most of the crap on here it’s the essence of what everybody else is saying when they whine on here