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    FML's Who's Responsible…?

    By Louis - 25/04/2017 21:30 - France - Saint-jean-de-braye

    Can you work out who dunnit?
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    Talented73 54
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 1:36

    More silliness, lol.

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    redlizzybeth 25
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 5:10

    the boat man, the boat!

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    Talented73 54
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 1:36

    More silliness, lol.

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    Wednesday 26 April 2017 5:10

    the boat man, the boat!

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    Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
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    Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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    Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
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    Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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    Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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    Today, my mom and I flew three hours from Wyoming to a volleyball camp in Kentucky. When we arrived, we went to the volleyball center and told them I was there for the volleyball camp. They told me it had been cancelled two weeks ago and they forgot to call us. FML
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