FML's Showdown #10 By Louis - 24/05/2017 14:37 Check out these madmen fly! Well, try to. Who's your fave? agreeclassic 48 vote type 1 30 Share Tweet Share
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML agreeclassic 5 977 vote type 1 376
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML agreeclassic 930 vote type 1 220
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML agreeclassic 14 221 vote type 1 2 732
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML agreeclassic 6 151 vote type 1 388
Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML agreeclassic 13 710 vote type 1 45 093
Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML agreeclassic 498 vote type 1 151