Intimacy: Finals - FML

Finals

By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait... Quief or fart??

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

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peachykeen93 17

Thursday 23 June 2016 6:21

This is....my nightmare.

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 14 June 2018 5:27

Why did you mention studying and finals? It's so irrelivent to the story. Plus he'll get over it. These things happen.

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