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Fighting talk

By enya - 18/01/2016 22:29 - Luxembourg

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

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rnayyyyy 12

Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.

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GokuSS400 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:29

Instead of posting here you should have used your phone to record the fight for YouTube. That way, thousands worldwide could watch and enjoy

vikky538 28

Wednesday 20 January 2016 13:52

Am I the only one here wanted to see that fight live?

BalamCruz 14

Thursday 21 January 2016 0:16

...Video or it didn't happen

l3g10n 10

Thursday 21 January 2016 1:03

film them and sell it.

cannbend 11

Thursday 21 January 2016 1:49

Hahaha that's awesome!! Talk about quality entertainment

cookie1207 19

Friday 22 January 2016 1:38

Please update

Perry85 42

Saturday 5 March 2016 9:18

We need an update on this......WHO WON!?!?!?!

Rababco 29

Thursday 21 April 2016 22:36

I kind of want to watch this now. Hopefully they didn't get too carried away. At least you have an interesting family.

ItsUnlucky 6

Wednesday 27 April 2016 23:05

That sounds like something from an anime or some shit.

Jesserb 17

Friday 29 September 2017 22:48

Tell them to solve it like men.....and compare dick sizes.....

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