Fight Club

MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 44

Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.

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scottiealan 0

WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets

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hawkmcge3 0

that's rly nice, and did u fight back?

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alizax3 0

lol... that's what I was gnna say (x

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PurplePigeon 0

16: that doesn't make sense.

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WiseGuy79 14

You deserve it for letting a random drunk slap your ass around Next time say no n go back to your wine spritzer haha

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WarmedIce 0

[ Insert clever bar joke here] op ydi for fighting a drunk man and losing.

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CloudEnvy 17

A man walks into the bar holding jumper cables. The bartender looks him up and down then says "You can come in. Just don't start anything."

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jojoboo1 0

the first rule of fight club is.......

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yourlifesfucked 0

id tell you but the second rule is dont talk about fight club.

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alizax3 0

yess now let's just agree to fight with a drunk guy. yaa know not expecting to actually fight or anything... |:

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LeexaaFreeszh 0

That sucks; lmao xD

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MorganMuffin25 0

Ha, your fault for saying yes.

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DivinexHeratic 0

OP walks into a bar, but leaves with a broken nose and a souled heart. Hmm, guess there was a punchline to that joke.

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Ariasmake_1 0

how you loose a fight to a drunk guy?? why didn't your friends help you?!

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