Intimacy: Felt cute, might delete later

Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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museerux01 10

Saturday 7 December 2013 18:22

wow.

Jebitesevsi 11

Tuesday 21 January 2014 14:39

You shouldn't let your boyfriend wear your lingerie, you should make him buy his own!

ratchetsachit 4

Saturday 26 December 2015 20:53

dumb girl

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