Intimacy: Exchanged - FML

Exchanged

By jadkins - 06/07/2009 19:33 - Netherlands

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Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

FacePALM24 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:21

Who proposes over the phone, especially when she's in another country?

swagmonkey 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:07

Did you KNOW she had a boyfriend? If so, you deserve it, but otherwise FYL.

Comments

MathildeXD 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:08

Bad for you and bad for her boyfriend. He has a ***** for a girlfriend/fiancé

haxthis 3

Tuesday 5 August 2014 17:56

Where were you? At her house?

LavenderParadise 2

Thursday 21 May 2015 22:00

You should have let him know the situation. I will never understand why people cheat. . ridiculous -.-

alex_gen 39

Saturday 13 June 2015 16:03

Everybody dissing the girl for being a *****, but no one cares that he was about to sleep with a girl he's only been talking to for one day?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 22:47

Who proposes over the phone?

turdwrangler 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 5:53

Did you celebrate her engagement for her boyfriend?

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