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By ew. - 11/08/2013 13:09 - United States - Titusville

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML

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Sunday 11 August 2013 18:06

My initials spell arf

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I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...

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Risho96 10

Monday 12 August 2013 19:25

At least you're not Kate Kim Klein.

st0rmy13 5

Monday 12 August 2013 21:43

My initials will soon be A.S.S after i get married..

smartkid33 3

Tuesday 13 August 2013 2:51

Well.. what's your middle initial?...

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Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:17

Mine's JK... lol

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Tuesday 13 August 2013 9:28

PSP SUCKERS!

silvanawernli 5

Tuesday 13 August 2013 20:14

haha well that's awkward.

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Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:21

Impossible the initials are Emma watson

gaseousflaw 1

Thursday 15 August 2013 6:31

Should have told them it stands for enormous wiener

Ponnjie 1

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:59

Well that is better then my friend Bradon Jansen. "BJ" haha

semajlogan 3

Wednesday 21 August 2013 21:24

that is my girlfriend's initials...

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