Kids, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Restaurants: Ewww!

Ewww!

By M…… - 27/06/2025 09:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML

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Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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Friday 27 June 2025 15:46

Wash your hands, ya filthy animal!

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Friday 27 June 2025 21:03

Good. You're near food, ya ******* pig. EVERYONE should wash their hands after using a public toilet, it's basic ettiquette.

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UniversalWolf 14

Friday 27 June 2025 12:51

"I can't let you leave until you do."

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 27 June 2025 15:46

Wash your hands, ya filthy animal!

MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 June 2025 21:03

Good. You're near food, ya ******* pig. EVERYONE should wash their hands after using a public toilet, it's basic ettiquette.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 28 June 2025 0:21

Why didn't you wash your hands after taking a piss? That's basic hygiene.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 29 June 2025 1:58

The only way to atone is to burn your hands off. Fire is the true cleanser.

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