Family, Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Ewww, gross

Ewww, gross

By spekledworf - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Comments

KickassPetrick 3

Saturday 8 June 2013 7:13

They should be sent away

jayelite 6

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:32

Ew what the f*ck!?

missmahal 4

Thursday 25 December 2014 10:57

Oh that's nasty

prussiawhore 14

Friday 16 January 2015 1:57

Another great reason why living in Canada is safer. No carton. Can't pour old milk back into a small hole in a plastic milk bag.

MadJessTic 29

Tuesday 15 March 2016 5:55

That's just nasty.....

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