Intimacy: ESPN Love

ESPN Love

By pieceofcake163 - 29/12/2009 08:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML

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shananigans 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:37

Um, it's a BOOTY CALL. Why do you care? There's not supposed to be any emotional attachment.

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:19

I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

Comments

Stumblebum30 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:04

"Ho".

darkcrow7 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:13

yes your life suck xD

jamjenni2774 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:14

Tell him to leave!! obviously neither of u amebias have any feelings anyway

Tahsis 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:58

You still get the sex, quit complaining...

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:22

Its a booty call! Which means have sex, get cleaned up, get dressed and LEAVE! make him go away if that's how you feel.

MikeonFML 17

Saturday 14 September 2013 14:45

Who cares if he watches a bit of espn anyway...

jakeidk 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:24

@10 nicely said

BunnyDrastic 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:54

U suck

apfunction 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:07

and you only like to screw him because it feels good. so what?

thinmint 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:24

so basically you are paying him for sex which makes him a prostitute. but seriously tell him he can hump you but then he must leave bc you only want him for his meaty penis. amebias?