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Educate me, Mommy

Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML

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paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 27 May 2010 14:55

Good thing you marked the sarcasm, I nearly missed it!

FMLhard88 0

Friday 16 July 2010 21:07

thats why you had their attention lol

FMLhard88 0

Friday 16 July 2010 21:07

thats why you had their attention lol

Coolerthanutimes 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 18:15

u gave the boys something to jerk it to

guitar0501 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:47

Abstinance is stupid.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 26 December 2012 22:33

So are people who don't know how to spell "abstinence" even when it's written for them right in the original post.

Cnote231 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:46

aww fyl. good job for promoting abstinence! but I do agree with a few other people... they need to be educated on STDs and protection! not just abstinence.

teleman 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:49

I am one of the teenage boys that practices not only abstinence but celibacy and i am going to have a vesectomy too, just in case. Don't worry op there are people who are for abstinence because they don't think with their dicks. Keep Strong!

BeachBoi_Alex 7

Friday 6 May 2011 7:58

You competely and totally utterly deserved it for attempting to brainwash young minds with something stupid pointless that if they follow they will become socially retarded.

Sesh54 7

Monday 18 July 2011 3:12

or dudes

rockandrollah 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:27

It's only retarded because most of the moralists who preach abstinence also tell their religious kids that masturbation is a sin as well. On second thought, that is only the very largest reason that it is retarded!