Poopoo peepee, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Don't mind me

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 18:58

Would you prefer U Pee S?

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jkt260 13

Monday 13 July 2015 4:57

Only in Florida.

L1MEY 6

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go shit on his porch

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