Intimacy: Different strokes

Different strokes

By chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.

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