Dick joke

By awilson - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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Rixxieee 0

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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roobear 2

Not an FML at all. Seriously, you hate your life because someone saw you in a not-at-all-embarassing-but-coincidental-and-slightly-sexual situation? =/ This site is beginning to disappoint me. This CLEARLY belongs on mlia. We seriously need a "wtf, this isn't an FML" option in addition to "I agree, that sucks" and "YDI"

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Myspace_fml 0

Wtf happened to your pants than? Why were you eating m&ms naked? O.o FML man.

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CanadianGamer 0

OMG so faving......but duuuude wear pants if u where good...

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DameGreyWulf 0

Haaaaaaaah... Stand up, fool! Ain't gonna fall on the floor if it's already under you.

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Stephai 0

I actually LOLed! xD That's realllllly funny.

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tabbycat 0

Teehee. Did you tell her that you dropped an M&M down your pants, or did you just sit there awkwardly? :P

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Funniest FML I've read in a long time. Good Job.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Just explain to your mom what you were doing, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is. My goodness. I hate these "my boss/parent/spouse walked in on me doing and saying something that looked odd" FMLs. It's not that big of a deal.

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