Intimacy: DELETE! DELETE!

DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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Friday 26 May 2017 2:16

Facebook just became Disgracebook for you.

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you will grow to be a legacy in your family

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Jayme_Ross1013 1

Saturday 27 May 2017 17:18

If you're brave enough you immediately send all your Facebook contacts the same link and blame a virus or spam ware

Yujuni 6

Wednesday 7 June 2017 9:20

Link?

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