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Decisions, decisions

By Not how that works - 10/11/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were talking about possibly having a threesome. In his words, choosing a woman would be "a fun new experience for us to enjoy together." But choosing a man would be "forcing me to watch you cheat, and pretend that I'm okay with it." FML

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Sunday 10 November 2024 23:30

I don't think that would be a good idea,do you?

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