Crisis Averted By FML Videos - 16/09/2018 23:59 Problem Solving 101 I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 109 Share Tweet Share
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 732 You deserved it 48 545
Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 339 You deserved it 17 720
Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 749 You deserved it 4 260
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 718 You deserved it 1 250
Today, I found out that I didn't get a job I really wanted, despite doing well on third round interviews (3 hours with 6 people), and having a good connection with the person I would've reported to. Now I'm upset and dropping the ball on emailing interviewers for the other good leads I have. FML I agree, your life sucks 805 You deserved it 206
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 484 You deserved it 6 173
That’s basically me, when I’m asked, “You want some nookie?”