Love, Stalker and Scary: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML

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Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:20

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

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She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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eraepsekahs 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 18:54

thats creepy.

tplink 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 8:49

any one who reads this JUST LOST THE GAME!

crazy_lil_thing 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:27

Wtf? that's just weird.

mygiraffe 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:16

see this is why I have a bat behind my bed

smileygirl1234 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 20:24

I think this is probably fake...

ghozein 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:54

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ghozein 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:54

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chunkymunky666 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:40

my uncle looks like Jesus :D

doodlegirl90 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:42

Lol you should be in the hangover. I rofld

barbie333 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:41

sounds a little fake but I believe it(: some crazy ppl out there... favorite!

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