Love, Sex and Cheating: Confirmed

Confirmed

By Anatomy - 28/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Albany

Today, after being suspicious for some time, I learned that my husband really has been going to the library in his free time to study anatomy. Specifically female anatomy, with the librarian, in the back closet. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:17

I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.

haveyou000 22

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:13

Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.

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haveyou000 22

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:13

Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.

deathshead 19

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:16

Ah, she must be helping him study, and that was the only quiet place they could find! everything is okay! too bad it's probably dark in there...

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:17

I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.

rohan111993 13

Sunday 29 January 2017 20:22

I kinda hate you

PePziNL 20

Monday 30 January 2017 1:25

You win the internet today.

TacoTheDank 27

Monday 30 January 2017 4:08

you smooth ************

thebestatspace 9

Wednesday 1 February 2017 20:53

Well played

draghkar 18

Sunday 29 January 2017 5:10

If that really was his excuse, give hime credit for making a pun out of his infidelity.

FrozenMusic 26

Sunday 29 January 2017 5:31

You mean ex-husband, right?

species4872 19

Sunday 29 January 2017 6:07

Could be worse, she could return overdue.

ballerinaaub 17

Friday 3 February 2017 11:30

We still don't know if she has or not!

lukcy_basartd 11

Sunday 29 January 2017 8:59

The fees on his library card tho..!

player69badboy 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 12:08

LEGENDARY

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 29 January 2017 13:16

How about CHEATING JACKASS!

icemand90 17

Sunday 29 January 2017 16:46

the best study is practical sudy...

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 29 January 2017 20:20

So he was only partially lying when he said he was just a bookworm with his nose buried in a book.

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