Health and Painful: Clogged

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 00:00

Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML

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Maybe you should ask a doctor about those. But where can you find one?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 March 2023 1:15

Maybe you should ask a doctor about those. But where can you find one?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 24 March 2023 2:44

Doctor. Now. Been there done the stones, damn worst pain except maybe childbirth.

speedy_rudolf 8

Friday 24 March 2023 19:06

maybe lay off the red meat? i don't know, but that's why i got them

TwoBytesCarley 27

Friday 24 March 2023 22:10

Depends on what type of stone it is. OP should have a doctor examine the stone and see, then he can change his diet accordingly.

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Wednesday 29 March 2023 13:24

Drink lots of water!

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