Miscellaneous: Cheeky - FML

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2009 12:09

nice...bet he loved it ;)

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Saturday 29 August 2009 13:57

So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?

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