Intimacy, Awkward and Grindr: Check this out

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 11:00 - Australia - Buninyong

Today, I received a dick pic from my partner, with whom, although taking a ‘break’, we were apparently ‘working on things’. He forgot to remove the Grindr watermark from his pic. FML

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