Clothes, Cats and Animals: Caturday surprise !

Caturday surprise !

By baxeh - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my cat pissed all over my work clothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML

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julian0605 9

Friday 28 February 2014 8:43

Your cats IQ is incredible

Nilorak 24

Friday 28 February 2014 11:26

Don't you mean "pissessed"?

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dasin 18

Sunday 11 September 2022 19:29

just stay alert for you might be the cats prisoner and you have developed stockholm syndrome

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 13 September 2022 4:03

Maybe you should clean the litter box.

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Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

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