Miscellaneous: Can't take it anymore

Can't take it anymore

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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cymruambyth 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:48

well it does have a crappy job

jbird1193 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 23:55

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

Comments

xXDubbleChic 11

Monday 23 May 2011 3:45

punny

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 23 May 2011 3:53

The wording of this is such a win!

nixibeast 0

Monday 23 May 2011 4:16

nice pun :D

Loaffer 2

Monday 23 May 2011 4:20

Haha I see what you did there :P I know Shitty response XP

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Monday 23 May 2011 4:28

So many puns...

imOaks 3

Monday 23 May 2011 4:45

These dookie puns are a bit cliché.

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:42

and pretty shitty.

proxxX069069 7

Monday 23 May 2011 4:45

ohh jeez.

Addy414 12

Monday 23 May 2011 4:56

BWHAHAHAHA

fmart 0

Monday 23 May 2011 5:01

if u justlol whyd u write lmao? is that an oxymoron?

Fr3nChii 0

Monday 23 May 2011 5:20

this made me laugh sooo hard!!!!

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