Love, Transportation and Cars: Called out but accurate - FML

Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

**** them! Enjoy your life (:

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