Work, Sex, Weird and Awkward: But still…

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 02:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I listened through the wall while my boss had phone sex with his side piece. His wife works down the hall from us, she's the worst, so I have no ethical issues with explaining to her that he "has an appointment." FML

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Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 11 March 2023 11:04

so how is this an FYL if you have no problem with it?

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Saturday 11 March 2023 13:01