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Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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rebboy_2008 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

millycent 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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bighairdontcare 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 6:25

ew no ****

CSFoster9 0

Monday 3 May 2010 8:18

not only was it your first time gettin head but it will be your last when she breaks up with you and tells all her friends you watch star trek you ****!

urano94 0

Monday 31 May 2010 17:19

I think you must be really lucky to have a girlfriend that gives you head and lets you watch star trek... at the same time....

BabiGurl90 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:19

Spock? WTF is Spock?

Eaglestrike117 29

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:08

"Oh my God! It feels so good! Don't stop now, Spock!" Lol.

awsomechick212 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 13:25

lol you're so funny

toast1b 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:20

Nerds need lovin too

randomperson1996 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 21:30

spock nearly had ur **** in therr mouth

derrek730 2

Friday 2 July 2010 9:50

live long and prosper!!!

C33JAY 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 11:42

....LMFAO!!!!!!!

emilysexi3793 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 16:50

at least u weren't watching sesame street. YES ELMO! lmao

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