Health, Accident and Painful: Blinded

Blinded

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 18:00

Today, I had a lightbulb over my head moment, by which I mean I was changing a blown bulb, which smashed, and I’m now half blind waiting for the surgery to remove the minuscule and yet still excruciating shards of glass from my right eyeball. FML

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phile 15

Friday 25 March 2022 18:51

My God first fml thats made my whole body shiver, I hope you feel better asap

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Friday 25 March 2022 19:58

I’m so sorry this has happened to you and I hope you recover ASAP! Thoughts and prayers for you

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phile 15

Friday 25 March 2022 18:51

My God first fml thats made my whole body shiver, I hope you feel better asap

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 25 March 2022 19:58

I’m so sorry this has happened to you and I hope you recover ASAP! Thoughts and prayers for you

Grumpy Jack 26

Sunday 27 March 2022 3:28

Ouch.. I bet that hurts !

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