Bite the bullet - FML

Bite the bullet

By Anonymous - 05/01/2026 00:00

Today, I got terminated. I don’t know how to tell my family that I no longer have a job. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Radulf 9

Tuesday 6 January 2026 2:03

Simple, be straight with your family. If they love you, they will support you (at least morally). If they give you shit, this raises a lot of red flags. Red flags not about you, but your family.

Karmarocks946 9

Friday 9 January 2026 5:46

the verdict is arguably dependent on why you got fired.

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DLBL 20

Monday 5 January 2026 0:11

Maybe wait until you get a new job and then tell them you changed jobs. ?

Radulf 9

Tuesday 6 January 2026 2:03

Simple, be straight with your family. If they love you, they will support you (at least morally). If they give you shit, this raises a lot of red flags. Red flags not about you, but your family.

Karmarocks946 9

Friday 9 January 2026 5:46

the verdict is arguably dependent on why you got fired.

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