Love, Dogs and Cute: Bitches, amirite? - FML

Bitches, amirite?

By Sergeant Bri - 16/07/2023 09:00 - United States - Norwood

Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 July 2023 16:26

So, don't date dogs?

Yudith 25

Sunday 16 July 2023 16:57

You need to train your dog and your girlfriend not to bark. There are plenty of videos on The Tube That's Yours about the subject, or you can go to dog training classes with your girlfriend and the dog.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 July 2023 16:26

So, don't date dogs?

Yudith 25

Sunday 16 July 2023 16:57

You need to train your dog and your girlfriend not to bark. There are plenty of videos on The Tube That's Yours about the subject, or you can go to dog training classes with your girlfriend and the dog.

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