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Based

By Toaster - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Friday 31 July 2009 0:14

Pwned.

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Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Wow. She's a sneaky one!

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TH_LOVER13 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:43

ahh fuckk thatz how my lil bratty sis is too!!

JayTroi 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:24

LMAOO Your Sis Is Hilarious.*FAVE

Xeph 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:20

should push her down some stairs

purple91 8

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:41

hahah she is gonna grow into a wonderful woman... not

yourfavoritemofo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:31

U just got it hard in the face, now how does it feel? U just got punkd bitch

ashleeee 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:16

lol youll liveeee!

Irunintowalls09 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 22:10

Lol. What on Earth did you do to deserve that ROFL.

scateice 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:43

YOU JUST GOT PWNED! :D

somename1223132 5

Monday 2 November 2009 18:32

Yo thats when u put in a sleeper hold put a bottle of. Vodka beside her then show your parents an uncsouos perspn whit vola best revenge

rosered 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:34

Kick her ass!!! And while she's in the moment cussing you out record it!!! Double win!!!!

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