Animals, Dogs and Work: Bad boy

Bad boy

By MikeIsMaster - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

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RJB 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:07

I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...

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The dog or the boss?

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Martinez0285 28

Monday 17 June 2013 5:33

so... dogs CAN smell evil

jblumz 15

Tuesday 15 October 2013 13:58

sounds like a ruff *gets shot*

miss_taylorb 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:23

That bites

MozillaHostile 21

Friday 30 October 2015 4:46

Don't get a dog. Many problems solved.

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