Love and Intimacy: Apparently not.

Apparently not.

By Dez - 26/11/2017 19:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend texted me asking, “We are in an open relationship, right?” FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 27 November 2017 5:21

That's when you say "We're not in any relationship any longer."

tonyfan00 38

Monday 27 November 2017 6:01

Did he text you *before* or *after* he played in someone else's private property? Details, man, details!!!

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sambmjmdjj 9

Thursday 30 November 2017 8:39

It is likely that one of his goofball friends got his phone.

david0504 9

Friday 16 February 2018 22:10

Apparently not anymore

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