Love and Surprise: All shook up - FML

All shook up

By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out that my crush had a girlfriend. The way I found it out? He hugged me from behind, calling her name and saying darling, etc. When I turned around in shock, he quickly backed away and said, "Sorry , I thought you were someone else." FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 July 2021 14:34

Oh, you must be crushed! Such a crushing defeat. Go have an Orange Crush.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Sunday 25 July 2021 6:14

Well, if he thought you were her, at least now you know you're his type. Maybe someday, who knows. In the meantime, FYL.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 July 2021 14:34

Oh, you must be crushed! Such a crushing defeat. Go have an Orange Crush.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Sunday 25 July 2021 6:14

Well, if he thought you were her, at least now you know you're his type. Maybe someday, who knows. In the meantime, FYL.

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