Love and Dating: Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I...

By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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Friday 12 April 2019 16:44

You’ve been out of the game so long, you don’t know the new “rules” of dating. Ghosting means they’re really into you, so cheer up!

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