A real friend never lets you go By Lewis - 08/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris Friendship is no joke I agree, your life sucks 291 You deserved it 81 Share Tweet Share
Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 974 You deserved it 66 833
Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 748 You deserved it 4 280
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 312 You deserved it 366
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 963 You deserved it 294
Today, after I'd saved up for a deposit on a new car, I found out when I went to the dealership that I wasn’t eligible for a loan, due to my credit score. FML I agree, your life sucks 673 You deserved it 314
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 757 You deserved it 3 103
Thats gotta hurt being pulled down by the hair.