Embarrassing, Party and Work: A night to remember

A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D