School, Teachers and Health: A little less conversation…

A little less conversation…

By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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chester75 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:46

lol I can't believe OP didn't find it awkward

puppy23 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:50

Real English uses s, American English uses z. We say apologise, you say apologize. Get an education.

Comments

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:13

nothing like some good bathroom time conversation

melchibr_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:11

you are very pretty!

pokopiko 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:36

1. your username is amazing. 2. when you said the teacher said, "I do apologize!" it reminded me if wallless and gromet, with the outrageous British accents. :3

NeekaTodd 3

Friday 10 June 2011 3:00

Wallless? Wallace. :p

pokemongray 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:48

awks.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:51

rofl ewwwww

daniel7669 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:22

you should've ****** your teacher right then and there

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:28

ydi for not using the regular bathroom

epmorr2010 9

Friday 10 June 2011 0:45

wow spell much?

mahomie97 7

Friday 10 June 2011 0:52

ewwwwwwyy!!(: ahahah

sietseld 13

Friday 10 June 2011 1:20

I work in the pharamaceutical industry (in the US) and we spell it diarrhoea, different from how I am used to seeing it spelled growing up. It is the technical medical spelling. I, like most people, would have to look it up if I wanted to know how to spell it (either way)!