Intimacy: A good yanking - FML

A good yanking

By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

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Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML

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Miss_Q 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:04

If you hadn't of been so excited she wouldn't have had as much to grab onto!

Ea12thquake 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:03

owned hahah that sucks

Comments

curleyQ97 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 10:07

well that must've ruined the mood...

mandyk5918 12

Tuesday 2 October 2012 12:01

Oh my god that is sooooooo funny!!!!!!

illerThanTheirs 8

Friday 12 October 2012 3:12

I like that style of foreplay.

_bbybustitopen 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 3:57

ouuuuuuuuuch omg

NaN101 27

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:36

Ouch...

mip_92 29

Saturday 12 April 2014 1:21

There are worse ways to have your junk hurt... lol. At least it was an accident.

LuthienSilimaure 7

Monday 30 June 2014 4:40

oh god I cant breath

AngryAmerican 18

Thursday 4 December 2014 3:54

I haven't winced that bad in a while!

yeemahlifesucks 10

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:38

Cocky.

crazy_loner 25

Tuesday 18 August 2015 13:04

This one needs a follow-up.

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