Health, Embarrassing and Accident: A bit late for that

A bit late for that

By Anonymous - 19/09/2025 22:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML

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d j mom 9

Saturday 20 September 2025 14:30

good. now you can sue. especially because of the attitude you got from them.

IceTrees 15

Saturday 20 September 2025 22:18

hahaha, not laughing at you but THEM!!! Lawyer the **** up, and within about a year or 2, laugh your way to the ******* bank!!!

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d j mom 9

Saturday 20 September 2025 14:30

good. now you can sue. especially because of the attitude you got from them.

IceTrees 15

Saturday 20 September 2025 22:18

hahaha, not laughing at you but THEM!!! Lawyer the **** up, and within about a year or 2, laugh your way to the ******* bank!!!

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