Work Today, while remoting into my work computer from home, I decided... - FML

BigDub15 - 19/04/2016 12:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while remoting into my work computer from home, I decided to play some hard rap to wake myself up. However no sound seemed to be coming from my speakers. I then discovered, when my boss called me shortly after asking me to turn off the rap, that my music was playing at work. FML

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