Today, the day before I move house, I did two loads of washing.... - FML

- 21/09/2018 07:52 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, the day before I move house, I did two loads of washing. Shortly after hanging it out, the washing line snapped in two. When I went to buy an airer, I discovered my only bank card is with someone who's away for four days. And my period started in the middle of the shop. FML

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